Holey Awesomeness, Batman!

dynamo donuts winnie the pooh san francisco

No donut will ever taste the same once you’ve sunk your teeth into one from Dynamo Donuts, located in the Mission District of San Francisco. They have seriously ruined all other donuts for me. Krispy Kreme? Meh. The ones from the local donut shop? Psh. It has to be Dynamo Donuts or no donuts at … Read more

Halloween Related Post No. 1

srsly so good at ms paint

Greetings, ghouls and goblins! I haven’t written in quite some time (hell-O, last semester of college!) so I’m here with the first of MANY Halloween related posts. As this is my favorite made-up holiday of all time, I decided to break it down into a few posts because there are so many wonderful facets of … Read more

Bakerella Brings Us Instagraham Crackers

all images via bakerella

ZOMG. These homemade graham crackers by Bakerella are effing adorable: Fondant has got to be the prettiest, bestest baking tool. And the best word to describe fondant ever. Head over to Bakerella, roll up your sleeves, and get cracking on these graham crackers!

Not to Get All Domestic On Y’All, But

via someecards

My inner June Cleaver is coming out. I don’t mean the pearls and the pumps. (Or the misogyny.) I’m talking about baking. You heard me – IT’S ANOTHER DESSERT POST. Unlike the last one, this one is going to feature  an actual chef who actually went to school for this shit. So, you know. No box … Read more

Granny’s Goodies: The Cake is a Lie

via Whisk Kid

THE RAINBOW CAKE WAS AN IMMENSE SUCCESS! Sort of. Sure, we used box cake, didn’t have a proper icing tool, and the top fell apart, but come on. It’s not the destination, it’s the journey. Or whatever. Does destination and journey mean the same thing? Do I need to switch those two around? How the … Read more

Ninjas Lurk and Serve in New York

Ninjas Serve it Right

A while ago, a friend of mine showed me a video he took while walking his dog through Inwood Park; it was of several ninjas practicing with their weapons in a wooded clearing. After seeing the forbidden footage, I was intrigued to seek out more ninja action in New York. Every couple of years, a … Read more

My First Post is the Wurst Post

Now entering: a party in your mouth

My friend Debbie used to live in a very seedy, very small SRO apartment (replete with a communal bathroom aaaaall the way down a scarcely-lit hall) located in the Historic Arts District of Los Angeles. Actually, it might have been considered Little Tokyo. I might be too lazy to look it up. A block (or … Read more

Travelling 100-miles for sweets.

Scorpion lollipops @ Candy World, Pacific Grove, CA

Before you ask, yes, those are actual scorpions. Although, the real question here is: Where can you find these scorpion-filled lollipops? At Candy World in Pacific Grove, CA, that’s where! Candy World has hundreds of types of candies from which to choose, including, but not limited to, Hello Kitty PEZ dispensers, video game tinned candies, … Read more

Our little corner of the WWW…

Matt Smith as Doctor Who.

We wanted to take the time to thank you for visiting our site. There really isn’t too much to say here, as we’re currently in the process of generating content to fill up all of this white space. So, keep an eye out, because we’ll be posting very soon! In the meantime, have fun staring … Read more

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